May 22, 2005

It is really frightening what is going on in Iraq for the US majesty and reputation. It is rather sad to see these young US soldiers getting killed in I-raq and roll in their blood. These (Air)abs are bloody ungrateful. They don't seem to like the US Abu Ghraib democracy and Idol Zion religion. Mind you, the crème de la crème of US empire, the jewels of its crown, the young, the intelligent, the handsome, the beautiful, the Lyndie Englands, Graners, General Kapriniskys who pinched a 2O US dollars worth mug of perfume from a supermarket, mercenary Abizeid and torturer Sanchez, wax faced Rumsfeld, Condy Chevron, and you name it, are having real trouble in doing their noble duty in Iraq. Thousands of US youth are getting killed, and thousands are maimed or will be mentally affected for ever and, there is no solution in sight.

Where is the NASA, where is the NSA, Boeing enterprises, McDonnell-Douglas, the computer engineers, electronic experts who link day with night trying to find a solution on how to protect US soldiers and help US Pentagon whores in their tough mission in Iraq. The killer number one remaining the IEDs or land mines if you wish. So what to do? The US only superpower is being defeated and humiliated by some bare footed Iraqi tramps..

But US, you said you invented and put into war zones in Iraq, specially designed IEDs killer robots. Where are they? Your defense magazine are very garrulous about these technological marvels. They lack, say these magazines, only to talk (Air)ab. Was it a failure or another bluff, another trickery? Have these killer robots gone AWOL also? Are they rebelling against military orders. We are told the robots are equipped with an infra red sight. They have radar eyes which can see in the pitch dark of the night and can discern through the Iraqi desert storm dust a friend from an enemy. It can distinguish, say the US military, between a Coca Cola can and US soldier abandoned shoe in the streets of Baghdad. Exactly the way the US spy satellites can recognize and see how many sugar cubes President Jacques Chirac, puts in his morning coffee. These satellites, no doubts, proved their efficiency with the Iraqi insurgency and how they analyzed, in their borne laboratories, Al Zarqawi DNA from thousands of miles high above in the sky.

Poor US! What a peaceful nation, we do understand your problem. For once listen to this sincere and cost-free advise from someone who, let's say is rather objective. Someone who really appreciates and respect human life without being himself outrageously a bigot or a devout.

Yes, humans have short memory and we say in Iraq 'Afat al Inssan al Nissian' which means the "Humanity real plague is oblivion". To never mix with "Afat al inssan al Nisswan" which says "Humanity real plague are women !" So Shall I remind you one of the amazing US discovery of the XXth century ? This might help you solve the US military recruitment quotas and reduce US casualties by IEDs in Iraq.

How to replace the military in the war zones at lower cost and stop-loss? Yes I am talking about using some intelligent animals to fill in the deep US need for military personnel to fulfill dangerous duties in the war against Iraq. Yes my advise is why don't you use baboons, chimps or ..remember the beautiful dolphins! Dolphins are ideal to replace the US engineers to discover IEDs, the land mines and save the Pentagon from the burden of permanently hiding and concealing the US casualty numbers !

Remember, you publicized a huge program on how to use dolphins to torpedo Soviet submarines! Was it just another bluff? Anyway the Pentagon trainers said they'd established a human to animal communicating system. They may be right! Dolphins are also great for the Iraqi climate. They can adapt and also they can from time to time go for a nice quick dip in the Tigris or in the Euphrates provided to tell CNN Zarqawi followers, Bush rebels, Condy's insurgents, Rumsfeld diehards, in advance that they must put carefully their land mines and IEDs near rivers and water-ways. Dolphins again, needless to say, will remind the world about how the US are invincible and how the word impossible doesn't fit in the Pentagon prosaic world. The whole enterprise will be cost-free, knowing that the US satellites will provide these sweet creatures with the needed sugar cubes provided by (LBPSCPD) systems or Laser beam planetary Sugar Cubes Pinching device, from Coffee-shops all over the world.

If you think dolphins are a complicated enterprise which might provoke a hoo-ha in amongst US eco-terrorists, beast lovers or animal welfare societies, for you care more about the animals than the people you want to democratize, then why not use lusty true rats ?

Again one of the Pentagon secret circuses said it was able to train rats to discover explosives in any given area. The rats, we were told are very talented to uncover any human life under an earthquake rubbles. An intelligent, and a rat amazing, ha! What do you think ? Yes, the Pentagon succeeded to putting literally into practice the Bible and notably the first chapter of Genesis. Aren't they expropriating the earth (petrol) and subduing the elements of the nature (killing every life with depleted uranium, chemical weapons and napalm !) Moreover they have gone beyond Jehovah's expectations. When the rat has been successful, we are told, you don't only give it a tap on its behind and say 'good boy'. The US laboratories were able to inject into its testicles, may be by satellite, a liquid which provokes an effort-free orgasm. Lucky boy! So Sam will play it again joyously. Come on! The Lord of the Armies didn't ask you to go that far. But the US can do everything, except how to cut and run or to end the insurgency in Iraq or how to deal with Baathists, the rebels, and the terrorists who crossed thousands of miles, came to the US and destroyed the country, raped its citizens and gassed its towns for democracy.

A US retired gentleman, my neighbors who worked for the NASA and fled the US violent society, told me how the NASA this prestigious institution, which put the first man's on orbit and on the moon, made an invitation to tender worth one and a half million US heavy dollars. NASA, my US neighbor explained, desperately wanted a pen which can write in the space. A pen which can defy Newton and Galileo Galilei gravitation laws.They thought and thought with all their mighty until...they discovered that the Soviets were using a.. pencil!

Deaf, dumb and blind US Pentagon whores, when will you and your masters ever comprehend? When hearts and minds are thick, dark and filled with filth, when intuition, humanity and basic common senses no more exist, whatever technology, whatever computer systems you implement and use, they can't win for you an unjust and an illegal war. The Iraqis you call tramps, and who are resisting, bleeding to death and defeating the US murderers war machine in glorious Iraq, are not fighting with their dishdashas and their bare feet, they are fighting with their faith and the love for their sacred country, Iraq. They are defending their values, their religion, and their honor, terms and words which the bloodthirsty US and their boss have never heard of and do not comprehend.

In conclusion: your technology, your sick brains, your IEDs finders, killer robots or innocent people shooters, dolphins, dogs, cats and rats are waste of time and money and will be doomed, and so you will..