Allawi even resembles Curly of the Three Stooges (no offense to Curly)
March 26, 2010
The recent Iraqi elections did provide one positive aspect: they were even more absurd than a Three Stooges
First, we had the current faux president of Iraq, Nouri al-Maliki. I don’t have to write much about
him because most people are aware of his ludicrous and deadly actions as "Butcher-in-Charge" who is stationed in the Green
Zone of Baghdad. If he were to greet the people, in the same manner of his predecessor, President Saddam Hussein, his body
parts would be strewn all over Iraq. It would be no stretch of the imagination to assume he is a major stockholder in the
U.S. firm Black and Decker, one of the world’s largest manufacturers of drills. However, the U.S. company markets their
drills to do-it-yourself handymen to make improvements on their houses. Al-Maliki used the drills to test how long a human
being could live while having his head drilled.
His main opponent was Ayad Allawi, a has-been former "prime minister" of Iraq. His tenure was short-lived.
The Iraqi people did not take him seriously. In an act meant to outdo al-Maliki and his ilk, Allawi once lined six young men,
who were arrested and not charged with any crime, against a wall and shot them in the head with his revolver.
The Iraqi people had no real choice in the elections. It was Murderer #1 versus Murderer #2. Despite their
so-called differences, both shared a similar past: neither had lived in Iraq for decades prior to the 2003 invasion of Iraq.
Both praised the U.S. invasion and, recently, Allawi went out of his way to profusely thank the U.S. for the losses it suffered
while "freeing" Iraq.
Many people are well aware of al-Maliki’s past few years of murderous activities. Few, however, realize
that in the 1990s, Allawi was the force behind the killing of more than 100 innocent Iraqi civilians at various venues, such
as bus stops and cinemas. The word "terrorist" is used in broad terms by various groups and causes. Allawi’s actions
qualify him to be a terrorist no matter what definition is used.
At a press conference in November 2001, George Bush stated:
A coalition partner must do more than just express sympathy. A coalition partner must perform. All nations
must do something. It’s important for nations to know they will be held accountable for inactivity. You’re either
with us or against us in the fight against terror.
Let’s take a look at a terrorist who eventually became Iraq’s prime minister. On May 28, 2004,
when the U.S. government announced that Ayad Allawi would become Iraq’s interim prime minister, most people asked, "Who?"
Before this time, he was unknown to the U.S. public
Ayad Allawi was an Iraqi exile living in London. When he first moved to London, he was a member of Iraq’s
Ba’ath Party. Shortly after, he changed sides and sold his services to the British spy agency MI6. Later on, he collaborated
with the CIA as well.
In the mid-1990s, the Clinton administration had placed the assassination of Saddam Hussein
at the top of its agenda, albeit in a covert manner. The plan was for Iraqi dissidents to meet in the north of Iraq (at the
time under the protection of U.S. forces) and march to Baghdad. The U.S. was to supply air power and weapons.
Allawi was the man for the job. He was in charge of a U.S.-sponsored Iraqi expatriate group called the Iraqi
National Accord (INA). The first part of the operation was to create havoc in Baghdad. For months in 1995, INA agents blew
up bus stops, cinemas and stores in Baghdad. At least 150 civilians were killed and many more injured.
Syndicated columnist Eric Margolis of the Toronto Sun was one of the few journalists who wrote about
the plan. In his column, "The Bay of Camels," of August 25, 1997, he stated, "Terrorism is bad, it seems, when used against
Americans or Israelis, but fine when used against Iraqis."
The title of Margolis’ column was a mockery of the "Bay of Pigs" invasion by Cuban dissidents backed
by the U.S. that turned into an embarrassing defeat. The Iraqi debacle in 1996 had similar implications, yet gained little
The Iraqis discovered who was behind the terrorist attacks and arrested INA agents in Baghdad. In addition,
Iraqi special agents had already infiltrated the would-be insurgents. The scheduled invasion was doomed before it began. Infiltration
by Iraqi government assets, along with a decision by the U.S. not to supply air cover, made it a non-starter.
At the time, a civil war was raging in the north of Iraq between the two largest Kurdish factions. One of
their leaders, Massoud Barzani, asked Saddam Hussein for help in putting down his rivals. The payoff for Iraq was that Barzani
alerted the Iraqis to the huge CIA operation in Irbil, in the north of Iraq. Iraqi troops destroyed the CIA program and helped
Barzani take over Irbil, then they returned to Baghdad.
After the failed coup, Allawi was protected by the U.S. and he fled to England, although he still was a major
behind-the-scenes player involved in the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Many know of the escapades of Ahmed Chalabi and his group,
the INC, but Allawi was just as important to the U.S. and he continued his work for the CIA after the failed strategy to get
rid of Saddam.
On November 13, 2004, The Spectator, a British publication, ran a feature by Andrew Gilligan called
"The Strongman of Baghdad." According to the article:
Unlike his main rival in Iraqi exile politics, the banker Ahmed Chalabi, he (Allawi) was low-key and persuasive,
hinting at highly placed contacts inside the regime who were ready to turn the West’s way. Not for the last time, Ayad
Allawi was telling the British, and later the U.S. government exactly what they wanted to hear, and the CIA millions started
to pour in.
The INA’s most controversial operation during this period was a campaign of what can only be termed
terrorism against civilians. In 1994 and 1995, a series of bombings at cinemas, mosques and other places in Baghdad claimed
up to 100 civilian lives …
In 1996, with massive CIA backing, Mr. Allawi finally got to mount his coup. It was a complete fiasco, not
entirely helped by his decision to announce the supposedly top-secret operation to the Washington Post. Even before
this, Saddam’s secret police had secretly seized the sophisticated encrypted satphone sent into Iraq to communicate
with the coup plotters and were using it to feed disinformation to the CIA. Once the coup had been crushed and all the plotters
arrested, the special line came to life one last time. It was the Iraqis, kindly ringing up the CIA to let them know it was
The "ringing up the CIA" to which Gilligan refers consisted of an Iraqi officer calling a CIA agent in Amman,
Jordan, who was anxiously awaiting word of how the operation was progressing. When the CIA operative answered, the Iraqi officer
Allawi continued to rake in the revenues from the British and American intelligence agencies. He, like Chalabi,
continued to turn out the most outrageous allegations about Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The more preposterous, the better. Gilligan
Undaunted, Mr. Allawi kept up his contacts (and income) with the spooks and an even thirstier less discriminating
audience, the British press. At top-secret meetings in London hotels, murmured conversations with selected extra-gullible
hacks would produce exciting headlines in top right-wing newspapers. It was the INA, in July 2000, which fed the Sunday
Telegraph the sensational scoop that Saddam had deployed crack "Mata Hari" teams of killer belly-dancers to Britain to
assassinate his political opponents, a story which continues to be remembered with tears of real joy whenever Iraq-watching
journalists gather to reminisce.
Allawi’s acts of terrorism, lying, and bilking the U.S. and Britain of millions of dollars were well-rewarded:
he was appointed Iraq’s prime minister. As the leader of a quisling government, Allawi had virtually no support and
the people of Iraq did not respect him. Even Saddam Hussein’s opponents who lived in Iraq their whole lives despised
The U.S. spent millions of dollars listening to advice on Iraq, but those they asked for information always
gave them the wrong information. Not one penny was spent on listening to the opinion of Iraqis in Iraq, not exiles living
in luxury who had no idea of Iraqi attitudes. Gilligan summed it up:
The trouble, you see, with wafting in a British passport-holder from Wimbledon as your chosen leader is that
he has no genuine political capital in Iraq to spend, no popular support to withstand the inevitable crises.
Let’s go back to the 1996 "Bay of Camels" debacle and look at how then President Bill Clinton handled
the affair. He had to take some military action against Iraq, yet he could not admit that the U.S. ran the world’s largest
CIA operation in Irbil and that it had been completely knocked out.
On September 3, 1996, Clinton told the press:
Three days ago, despite clear warnings from the United States and the international community, Iraqi forces
attacked and seized the Kurdish-controlled city of Irbil in northern Iraq. The limited withdrawals announced by Iraq do not
change the reality. Saddam Hussein’s army today controls Irbil and Iraqi units remain deployed for further attacks.
These acts demand a strong response and they have received one. Earlier today, I ordered American forces to
strike Iraq. Our missiles sent the following message to Saddam Hussein: when you abuse your own people or threaten your neighbors
you must pay a price.
There was not one word about the CIA operation or that the Iraqi army defended against an assassination attempt.
The most curious aspect of Clinton’s explanation was the area in which the missiles were sent. If Iraqi troops were
"abusing" the Iraqi people in Irbil in the north of Iraq, logic would say that a military response would have been conducted
in the north. But, Clinton added:
First, we are expanding the no-fly zone in southern Iraq. This will deny Saddam control of Iraqi airspace
from the Kuwaiti border to the southern suburbs of Baghdad and significantly restrict Iraq's ability to conduct offensive
operations in the region. Second, to protect the safety of our aircraft enforcing this no-fly zone, our cruise missiles struck
Saddam’s air defense capabilities in southern Iraq.
Iraq did not conduct "offensive operations" in the south. It was in the north. Even a few reporters asked
why the south of Iraq was whacked when the Iraqi troops were in the north. Clinton gave a feeble excuse and the press bought
The reason Clinton sent any cruise missiles was because of the outcry from Congress to retaliate, but, he
could not tell the truth. At the time, the press had no information about the huge CIA operation that had been destroyed.
The operation was not un-noticed by Congress. Most members knew of the CIA operation, but were tight-lipped.
After the fiasco, the Democrats tried to downplay the event, while the Republicans went for the jugular.
A document from the House Republican Policy Committee, called "U.S. Intelligence Debacle Worst Since the Bay
of Pigs," was released on October 8, 1996. The report was primarily an attack on Bill Clinton’s "weakness" on Iraq,
but, much information was included of which the U.S. public was unaware. According to the report:
In early 1996, President Clinton signed a secret directive authorizing a covert CIA operation to unseat Saddam
Hussein. He and his CIA director, John M. Deutch, pinned their hopes on a cadre of Kurdish and Iraqi agents operating inside
Iraq with undercover U.S. support. In America’s largest covert operation since the successful CIA campaign against the
Soviets in Afghanistan, Deutch personally promised the effort would succeed "within a year."
But the Clinton-Deutch scheme in Iraq began to come apart in June 1996.
First, the CIA attempt to infiltrate the Republican Guard was uncovered. Reminiscent of the "exploding cigar"
fiascoes targeting Fidel Castro in the early 1960s, one of the missions that Clinton approved was to plant a small bomb in
one of Saddam Hussein’s palaces. It went off, but not while Saddam Hussein was there. The fact that the bomb at least
detonated was the only success of the infiltration. Through late June and early July 1996, Iraqi security forces systematically
exposed every one of the U.S.-backed officers and agents in the ranks of the Republican Guard …
… With hundreds of American-supported Kurds and Iraqis dead or imprisoned, Bill Clinton dishonestly
declared victory before a credulous American public who did not know (and could not have known) what actually happened in
Though it was the Republicans who brought out the real facts about the debacle in Irbil, they did not do so
for altruistic reasons or to enlighten the U.S. public about situations in Iraq. The report was a partisan swipe at a Democrat
president. In fact, before the situation turned sour, most Republicans supported the idea of trying to have Saddam Hussein
overthrown from within.
The main U.S. asset, Allawi, was quickly transported out of Iraq with most of the U.S. agents. The Iraqi stooges,
who thought they were being well-protected, were left defenseless against the Iraqi troops and they paid a hefty price.
Allawi is in the major leagues of terrorists. But, the U.S. has protected him and Allawi now splits his time
between an expensive, well-guarded house in Jordan, and another residence in London. Some working class Moslem may get arrested
in his house in the U.S. and accused of being a terrorist because of his reading material, but one of the world’s most
notorious terrorists is protected by the same government that said there will be no safe haven for any terrorist in the
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